My paranoia problems
*Hears noises at night*:Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*:I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*:Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*:Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*:Skin cancer
Posted: March 27, 2012 • 12:10 AM
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