wow I’m really cute my body is perfect it does so much for me and I have put it through a lot and it still does everything it can to keep me well! girls are amazing I’m amazing can we all come in for a group hug

shoutout to all of you posting oitnb spoilers like really pivotal moments in the new season like damn give me a frickin week to watch it before you post every single scene from the season 

wow I’m in love what kind of sick joke is this

lmao when I go into interviews and they ask me “why do you think you would be a good fit for this job” and I just want to look them right in the eye and say BC I AM SO DESPERATE FOR A JOB I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU ASK ME TO DO MY BANK ACCOUNT IS RUNNING OUT DEAR LORD JUST HIRE ME PLZ

okay idk what I am doing I quit my job 3 days ago and I’ve already applied for like 30 jobs please send out positive vibes or prayers or something I really need a new job someone hire me plz

well it’s 12:33 AM and I’m making my gf eggs florentine just another day in the life 

I can’t even relate to the person I used to be. I’m not ashamed of who I was in the past, because it was just part of the process of becoming who I am today. Everything has changed, but I feel more comfortable in my own skin. I’ve lost a lot of people along the way, but that is just how it has to be. I still have my family (well what is left of it) and my girlfriend. I don’t know where this is going, I’m just ready to change everything. I want to cut all my hair off and delete my blog. I want to quit my job and work somewhere completely different. I’m ready to start saving up and move out of Florida.