February 2012
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You know it’s been a long night when you get into the cab and the cabdriver says good morning.
Who would have thought that the 8th grade girl that was religious, sexist, pro-life, and opposed to gay rights would turn out to be an agnostic, pro-choice, extreme feminist lesbian?
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I Would Be Sad- The Avett Brothers
Sad statements from my single best friend tonight:
“The batteries in my vibrator died”
“We’re going to Mc Donalds because I have a coupon”
Anonymous asked: what's sam's tumblr?
I can’t tell if people are really this disappointing or if my expectations are just too high.
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“What did thinking ever do for me, to what great place did thinking ever bring...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Anonymous asked: I want to die
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I patted my mom on the back and she said it made her year……..
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“I am all my flaws,
mistakes, heartbreaks and failures.
Do you love me still?”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson
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I have copious amounts of half assed friends.
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Always pay attention when you are eating because you might unknowingly eat the last of it without any preparation and proceed to be depressed for the next 45 minutes.
I’m not in love, I just want to be touched.
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“Listen, despite all the reasons you’re right for me, there’s one huge,...”
– Kat George
